10 Funny Quotes about Technology

10 Funny Quotes about Technology

“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be.kicked.”
~ Jeff Pesis

“Technology is a word that last describes something that doesn’t work yet.”
~ Douglas Adams

“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.”
~ Steve Wozniak

“For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.”
~ Alice Kahn

“Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.”
~ Mitchell Kapor

“Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.”
~ Author Unknown

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
~ Pablo Picasso

“Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.”
~ Andrew Heller

“Technology presumes there’s just one right way to do things and there never is.”
~ Robert M. Pirsig

“Technology frightens me to death. It’s designed by engineers to impress other engineers. And they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers —
which is why almost no technology ever works.”
~ John Cleese